A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Anti Joke

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