Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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womens rights.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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