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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Stealth baseballs record

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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