- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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