A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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A man killed himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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