My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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