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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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