- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call two dog? dogs

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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