Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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