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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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