- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What's 9+10? 19.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Penis.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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