Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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