What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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