Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Get on your knees Ho

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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