Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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