Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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8=> >->-o

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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