why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Womens basketball

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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