what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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poop

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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