How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A woman walks into a bar.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what's worse then a blowjob?

Vaginal secretions

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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