a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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