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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Mitt Romney

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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