You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Thats what she said

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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