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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Vote this down and get DOXED

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Click here to end the world.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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