- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You have friends

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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