- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

world peace

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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