- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

DON"T READ THIS!

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Rebecca Black.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

what tall and looks like a jew?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*