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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

DIY LOLCHAIRMAN LOLCREEPY COVERTATTOO FAILURETHINGS YOU THINK ONLY YOU DOFFUUU CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! POPULAR NEWEST RANDOM WRITE YOUR OWN! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 5196 5197 Next » What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight. +1 0 Comments If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck -1 0 Comments What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors. 0 0 Comments I saw how annoying the poem in the post below me was, so I decided to create an extreme version of it, to hopefully cause psychological distress to all of you readers. 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What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly. +2 4 Comments What is my name? I dont know 0 1 Comment potato +3 1 Comment Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child. +5 0 Comments Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. 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