What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

no

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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