- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No soap radio

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Refrigerator

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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