- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco