- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

AIDS.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I regret everything.....

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Hail Heetluh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Lil Wayne

taking out the trash... at night

God. God.

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