- Anti Joke

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Choir.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM