A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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VAL SUCKS

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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