- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Christianity.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

who is awesome? no one...

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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