- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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