- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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