- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

My name is Jeff

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Black...

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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