Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

You all have Aids

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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