- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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