Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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a woman votes!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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