Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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