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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Banana Hamock.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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