Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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This is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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