why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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