what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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AIDS

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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