A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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