You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Your text.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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