- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Your mom is not fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happened to my sunglasses?

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Women's Rights.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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