Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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