- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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