- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A man makes a sandwich.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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