- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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