- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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