What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Womans baksetball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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