why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

I'm rick james bitch

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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