one morning i turned on my tv

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Anti Joke

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