- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Queens Park rangers

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

knock,knock you suck

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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