an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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LOL

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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