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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's brown and sticky? Anal

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's a joke? Funny

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