- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

DEATH.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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