You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Latvia isn't a joke

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

gay people

What's a joke? Funny

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Womens' sports

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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