a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Queens Park rangers

charlie sheen

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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