- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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