- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

PENIS

ecks! why zee?

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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