What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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