Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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VAGINA.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Obama

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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