I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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