Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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I need to start studying.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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