- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Im cute hehehee

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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