what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Where's my tractor?

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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360 NO SCOPE

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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