a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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I have a gay camel

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Leave. Now.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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