Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Not a joke.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...