- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

The Female Orgasm

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Women's rights.

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