If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

all jokes aside...

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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